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I think she’s wrong for a completely different reason.

DC never listens to me. I havent seen this movie but I could tell you as soon as they announced Jesse “Double Tap” Eisenberg in the role of Lex Luthor.

soon, for no particular reason, he will retire from film and find himself in a prominent political position within the UK, spewing further idiocy upon the masses, oblivious to literally every other story line taking place around him. ughhh.

Women can’t practice law....so I’m confused by this comment. What we’re supposed to close down court once a month because she keeps voting “puppies are adorable and chocolate should be president?” Um okay.

:( Sorry, friend. These adorable nudibranchs want to make your Monday a little better:

I am a woman. I am 25. I live in Florida. I am on birth control. I am sexually active. I do not want to have kids. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF I GET PREGNANT? I am not an incubator. I am not going to add another unwanted baby to this world. So I guess I *am* the woman who will have to resort to dangerous,

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

At around 5 a.m. during the first night my boyfriend spent at my apartment, we were shocked out of our sleep by a

The real story is that a totally real friend of mine used my absolutely real time machine to go back in time to talk to Mr. Trump’s mother.

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

I wonder if his entire political career will turn out to be some Dada-esque performance piece?

I hope he doesn’t drop out anytime soon. Now that Trump has somewhat reeled in the crazy and Carson is about to drop out any day, we don’t have a lot of people who will bring the funny anymore.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

yo babs was the ONLY ONE who said he shouldn’t run for president and i think he bitterly resents his father for making him do this when he just wants to sit at home and cook with mom

It’s pronounced like “You BABY!”

God I’d love to cave in his face with a length of heavy steel pipe or maybe half a cinder block. Those smug, sniggering, smarmy facial expressions fill me with homicidal rage, it’s all so contrived and rehearsed and utterly phony. And that annoying little “what, me worry?” shrug of his with the hand gestures and that