Oh, thank goodness.

Honestly I can’t even read the synopses of the episodes without cringing. Like... Ally annoys me even in Wikipedia shot-form.

I absolutely loved this article. It is so well written. I am probably going to read it again just because I loved it so much.

That’s going to be a hard pass.

I’m here to mention Dan Bell, and how everyone should check out his Dead Mall series on Youtube. That is all.

Jughead is the best. Period.

Can Jodie Sweetin please just get a break? Seriously. Somebody save her.

I am still upset Jughead is not asexual in Riverdale. :( But good for Shannon Purser.

This is the reason there is internet. So I can read stories like this.

John Simm = Next Regeneration of the Doctor.

I don’t really remember Dr. Horrible torturing Penny purposely, but that is just me...

FAKE MOVIE! Would not watch! SAD!

All you need is to wake up at 3am with your cat grooming your hair to know that they care about you.

That’s all they ever found.

They found his head right down the road from my house. It is a really sad story, it upsets me every time I hear about it.

Oh, good thing we have one loose in Florida right now.

Bobby, you are now my spirit animal.

That’s me. :(

Could the apocalypse just come to completion already? This is getting very 6th season of Glee.

If the shape of your pizza ruins your Valentines Day then maybe you need to reevaluate your life choices.