The media and the White House have been analyzed to death over their feeding frenzy with Lewinsky, but I've mostly been angry at Linda Tripp all these years. I just can't imagine how betrayed I'd feel if an older women I looked up to, when I felt so vulnerable and alone, taped my conversations and gave them to a…

Straight out bragging here. I buy boxes of full size candy at Costco and give them all out. I live on a corner in a really nice house and light up the yard with inflatable ghosts and spiders and pumpkins so everyone knows there is candy here. Lots of kids get driven to the neighborhood (we see the cars) and I have a…

Well I'm glad someone finally recognized Halloween for what it is, yet another socialist reuse concocted to trick hard working rich people in to helping the less fortunate. I've been onto that scam for years which is why instead of handing out candy I hand out pamphlets carefully explaining to the children that they…

Ha ha, you said "so hard right now."

I am so on the Subversive Cross stitch train. It combines my loves of cursing and crafting.

I made the first one (shut your whore mouth) for my little sister! She loves it and it is now prominently displayed in her college dorm room.

Chipping in on a big registry item is the best option. And if you really must stray from the list, get a small/medium thing from the registry IN ADDITION TO that hand-knit blanket or Hobbit onesie or whatever weird-ass thing you just couldn't pass up.

With two kids and two cats, Febreeze (homemade or otherwise) is a lifesaver, even if just to temporarily eliminate odors when visitors come over. Wish I could just Febreeze the kids and cats directly, but Obama.

pshh i can do that here hold my wine.

I don't know why, but when I see people who can dance well, I get all choked up. I have a friend who dances with the Pennsylvania Ballet, and I cry through every performance. And don't even get me STARTED on SYTYCD or DWTS. Throat-lumps for DAYS.

I'm a straight white male and I'd marry Batman in a heartbeat. Having a billionaire spouse who's never around would make up for pretty much everything else.

I would punch a baby straight in the mouth for her hair. I mean, I'd prefer to find a baby that really had it coming, but it's not a requirement.

Screw the family in the last story. They deserved a table by the dumpster. Had my children made fun of a person with special needs, I would have made them apologize. I then would have picked up the family's check and my children would have then had that money deducted out of their allowances until the balance was…

So she snagged Clooney AND Slattery? She must be quite the dame.

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.

What the actual fuck. That sounds like an amusement from the court of King Henry VIII.

I never could take Criminal Minds and I haven't been able to take SVU since Eliot and Olivia broke up. It is way too gross. I like the old-school L&O with the murder happening off screen and not too icky.

Playing with my kids was always so hard for me. I remember trying to play barbies with my 3 year old once.

Me (holding barbie): "Hello, how are you?"
Her (holding her barbie): "Well I'm doing alright."
Me: "..."
Her: "I don't want to play with you anymore, where's dad?"

I wish I had a village to rely upon. Part of it is pride, as you say. In my mind, it felt like this was a situation I got myself into and I need to grow the fuck up and deal with it. Part was necessity since my son wouldn't take a bottle. Not being able to leave him for an appreciable amount of time when he was…

I've heard from parents that when children reach the self-sufficient stage, things do tend to be more enjoyable.