You had me at Dancing All Night At Freddy’s.

It’s one guy doing everything.

That's because it's a little glimpse into the horror we will all face helplessly when we die.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

lets be honest if you got that kind of money then you can just go pick it up yourself.

What is that... grey mustache?

Here is a man I could pledge my heart to.

Personally, even if I had the money to throw at a collection this big, I wouldn't. Most of the fun of collecting is hunting down each item, or finding them by happenstance, and watching your collection grow over time.

So...I read this as "While in stealth, press (SQUARE) to kiss your knife.

But what about teen male pregnancy?

Wait. Up skirts are a negative? Come off your high horse, sir!

Is it bad that I ordered the collector's edition?

Too bad I'm going to play it anyway

So running the game on maximum ages your character by 20 years?

Valkyria Chronicles should have never gone to PSP.