Just remember crow basics:

check up on any police reports of stolen pick-a-nick baskets.

You get a gold star.

“That’s a real good thing you did there Donny, real good. Director Comey was a bad man and deserved to be sent to the cornfield. Isn’t that right, everyone? Real good.”

Don’t get roped into an argument and then intertwined with those that disagree. I could lasso a few examples, but I’m tied up with other things at the moment.

Probably a scenario like this: Lazy person doesn’t want to cut down tree, finds tree that’s fallen into river/lake/sea/ocean/etc. ... ... wow, making rope from THIS bark is so much better/easier.

monogamy took the bone, and matrimony took the balls.

North Cascades never gets the love it deserves:

I know everyone says “Team X’s fans are the worst!”

I always wish for horrible things to happen to this football program.

I know a guy in San Diego who is a very talented graffiti artist. He actually sells his work and gets commissions. He was defending this woman when the story first broke, saying art was more important than rocks. I lost all respect for him. There are a million boring rocks that aren’t in national parks. Hell, you…

Good news / Bad news—Bears are smart. Round knobs will not stop them. Bears are The Best !! Always.

Eagerly awaiting Microsoft Bob Marley and Microsoft Office420

I see you’re rolling a fatty...

The online lobbies of games should have specific areas you can enter. One for annoying teenagers and skilled young adults, and an area specifically for adults with kids and/or responsibilities. They should require some sort of authentication so the kids can’t come in and pown us noobs. Playing with people of similar…

When I was in college at Oregon State University (1 hour north of UofO), our co-op house took a yearly trip to Lake Shasta on a trio of huge luxury houseboats (hot tubs, home theaters, 5 bedrooms, etc).

We always got incredibly cheap rates on these boats since we had a dry house, and took pains to keep the boats tidy…

Thats OSU not UO. As an OSU alum I’ll tell you, you’re talking about night and day difference in student bodies. UO is widely known in the west (and spreading across the US) as having one of if not the worst student bodies/fans in the country.

As someone who attended UO for some postgraduate crap, this story is a perfect example of the UO student body. The entire campus is a bunch of bros and bottle blondes. I never had a night out without seeing at least two bros get into a drunken fight in a bar or on the streets.

This is my ham radio. Can’t figure out why nobody responds though. Might be broken.

Air Koryo: Ilyushins of Grandeur!