“The “nitch” people often get arrested for hucking batteries at Santa.”

Exactly... fun fact, while criminal behavior rates are not significantly different between those who say the word correctly and those who say “nitch”, the people who pronounce it correctly are more accomplished as they commit white collar crimes and don’t get caught.

I’ve been to the taqueria in downtown Dayton that Drew mentioned. I don’t remember much about the food, but as I was walking out of the restaurant on July 23, 2011 (RIP Amy W.), some obese 10 year old boy walked in wearing a dirty, oversized shirt that read, “Indoor Person.”

Burgers

One of my favorite jokes ever. An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all sitting at a bar, drinking pints of Guinness. A fly lands in each one. The Englishman fishes the fly out, flicks it away, and pushes his pint down the drain. The Scotsman fishes the fly out, flicks it away, and resumes drinking his…

My favorite response was left out:

the best clap back

Spoiler: The last piece did not result in penetration, just a busted nut on the surface.

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

2017 Yevo?

They just released the CCTV footage

Edward 40 hands will never be the same.

How does it compare to “Speed Tape”?

Denton is already having a positive impact on Spanish-speaking communities.

Then replace the rear seats with a barbecue. Then you’ll get great mileage and all the brisket you can eat.

The problem is not cars being too fast, it’s how people deal with cars in general. 40 years ago, if you were to buy a Ferrari Daytona or a Lamborghini Miura, it would be to drive it, learn to push it, learn to drive it as fast as possible, enjoy it. Yet, those cars were way too fast for their own good. But that was a…

The neighbors, Anthony Tarasiuk and Danielle Wagner, have also taken issue with the security cameras Panther has mounted to the side of the white, unmarked trailer. Wagner, in an interview, said:

Maybe they were just canoe-dling.