One suggestion i’d have, do not go to Roswell for the attractions, go for the scenery, because the attractions aren’t that great, but the scenery is really wonderful. Just my 2 cents, definitely enjoy your trip down there, but don’t expect Roswell itself to be the end all be all of tourist destinations.

"Mystery Driving Man" sounds adequately enough like a foreign knockoff of the stig to work, i'd think.

Take everything slow, make sure to pay attention to exactly what you're doing. I learned that lesson the hard way when I stripped out one of the water pump bolt holes in the aluminum valve cover of my 1978 280z.

One of the few Abarths in Albuquerque I see.

Pickup truck, make the drunk passengers sit in the bed, speaking from experience, it works every time.

What's the road noise and ride like?

Q: When driving in a construction zone: A. Slightly increase your speed B. Expect the unexpected C. Construction workers must yield to roadway users

In the valley or the south west side, maybe.

I could probably even afford a C5 with the Corsa for that kind of money.

If you're ever in Albuquerque, hit up Rebel Donuts.

Having had one of those donuts, I can say with sincerity that they are freakin' killer.

Is it this one you mean?