Please, please do not do this shit. There are so many real ass accounts of racism that you could broadcast or reshare on social media.

If seizing assets went through the courts, the due process would satisfy the 14th Amendment equal protection clause.

Buy a Singer...

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Young and naive is a great thing to be.  Better than old, corrupt, and fucking dumb as shit like this idiot. 

Front loading washer.

I’m sure her parents helped more than Jesus.

That was what stood out to me about this entire thing. All the pathetic politicians whining about being “tricked” into saying stupid shit are just showing how dumb and morally bankrupt they are. Cohen deals in deception, sure. But he doesn’t deceive you into saying shit you don’t believe. He disarms you enough to say…

A forger working for CVS accuses a woman of being a forger.

If he’s doing 120+ it means the highway is empty, which his not surprising in most of Arizona. So, lighten up. I’ve done these kinds of speeds on a motorcycle hundreds of times without incident. If the road is empty and there are no on-ramps, the only risk is to yourself.

If he’s doing 120+ it means the highway is empty, which his not surprising in most of Arizona. So, lighten up. I’ve done these kinds of speeds on a motorcycle hundreds of times without incident. If the road is empty and there are no on-ramps, the only risk is to yourself.

MF please...

This pisses me off. Who the fuck doesn’t list the speeds they’re bragging about going in the proper ascending order?

Great response by the officer though. Kind and polite rebuttal, probably aware his tape will find the light one day.

I think they tried to impeach Obama for wearing a tan suit.

Everyone is missing the joke and I’m not sure if it makes me want to laugh or cry.

This is a horrible use of that engine, the Atom was fine the way it was.

Love #poolparolpatrick. He can be the DJ for the new group 2 White Crew

They thought that in the 1800s.  We’ll find ways to make more food.  (read a book on GMO crops, they’re amazing)

I think people might just spend too much on their kids because marketing has made them do so.  If you dont buy your kid baby einstein, give him shitty hand me down clothes, go to a crappy school, ect you can raise kids like they used to.  It also might not be that people dont have the money for kids or they’d starve…