Ah yes, the mono outbreak of 1993. Never forget.

Teal cars remind me of Winston cigarettes and fingerbanging Shauna Hippenstein after track practice.

The least interesting top gear presenter who has nothing to offer aside from wealth and a Ferrari collection was opposed to the addition of the most entertaining presenter who is actually good at driving and is much more famous? No way.

This. Except for two small caveats: 1) Cold 2) Salt

Let me get this straight. You are concerned with reliability, so your plan is to buy a 1st year production ALFA ROMEO?

Loving all the commenters who don’t get the joke.

It’s never a good idea to use the words “final solution” when referring to anything German .

How can this list possibly be without tires???

[Look, I’m not saying that the Dodge Daytona Turbo Z was the greatest car ever made. I’m not saying it! You can’t make me say it! Photo: Dodge]

This car preserves the driver’s Virginity

BEST THING EVER

The shifter on the 2002-2005 Honda Civic Si (EP3) was so cool that it made up for everything else that sucked about the car.

Honda’s was bigger and you could get a picnic table, too!

1972 Datsun 510.

I once took a brand-new BMW down the Pacific Coast Highway. New life goal: take a vintage one the same way, like this couple over at Petrolicious did.

I’m still waiting for the post to be edited with a “LOL j/k, guys.”