2013 Shelby GT500. Heaps of overkill that the chassis couldn’t handle very well. The Boss 302 was the ideal iteration of the MkV.

okay, that’s cool, but a) you didn’t catch the tongue-in-cheek nature of the comment and b) stereotypes are often there for a reason. especially those regarding bmw drivers.

there you go ;)

that saab in the background is better tho

“OMG my old Ford Contour had the same buttons”

Also, she finds comfort in the fact that it’s the first car she learned to drive because her mom owned one.

cool kia

yep, tons of DNA between those interior panels

if she gets in, she’s got a kid on the side.

if she gets in, prepare to be asked if you have coke.

date destination = Arby’s

“I thought you’re taking me out to dinner, not on a fucking USO tour.”

strong lacrosse bro with pending statutory rape case vibe.

^THIS/10

“what do you mean your car doesn’t have a cup holder?!”

Perfectly written ending^, because you’ll definitely be broke and without a date.

“So, you got this after your first divorce, right?”

“i thought you said you owned a car, not a gokart...”

yep, she’ll be amazed by your tape deck.

more like if she asks about the ims/rms, accept the fact that you are into dudes :(