Anyone else remember Daddy complaining that his son was so depressed that he “hasn’t had steak in months”? What a garbage family.

I support everything about this statement.

The issue with Brock is that he never once even tried to apologize or admit he made a mistake.  He doesn’t think he did anything wrong.   So it makes sense to warn locals because right now the only lesson Brock seemed to learn from this is don’t get caught 

Rape apologist, eh? Cool....

Be a damn shame if such a promising young man got too intoxicated at a bar one night and ‘fell’ into traffic. Just sayin’.

Motherfucking sexual predators can afford a house and I’m still renting. The fuck.

There is literally no country on Earth more humble than the US of A

I’m sorry, arrogant Americans? In what universe? Americans are the classiest, most dignified, and humble people on the planet!

...and then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

Ronaldo’s sisters also didn’t celebrate with Bale’s sisters after they won all their Champions League titles together.

...and?

Money is the only thing separating us from the raccoons.

God doesn’t fail.

This is weird because God has historically been cool with rapists.

A person who is glad that Syria exists as a place to send petty vandals to probably doesn’t have that solid a grasp on proportional punishment.

Tough but fair. 

If God doesn’t care about starving babies, and children with cancer, why would he give a fuck about a red card.
Or is there a Soccer God (not Pele, not Messi, def not Ronaldo) that I haven’t heard of?

Fuck all that.

This reminds me of that time I didn’t win employee of the month and had my sisters call my manager every hour telling her that God would rain hellfire and plagues upon Papa John’s if my position wasn’t rightfully restored.

You do realize that assuming people of color automatically speak improper English OR that poor people automatically have heavy accents and spew slang is from whence this problem comes, right? That it’s racist in and of itself?