But that’s the thing - she’s not TRYING to be a Reporter. She IS a Reporter.

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

Just say “Broke Broke” like Glee.... on second thought

He ain’t fucking with no broke- (oh wait, that’s right, I’m white, gotta stop there)

Heroes was one of those “lightning in a bottle” shows that couldn’t recapture the spark after an excellent first season. The 2007 writer’s strike didn’t help.

That’s right: they say they’ll buyany car, whether it’s a bus, or a van, or a recreational vehicle, or a Chevy Lumina, or something with a salvage title, or a vehicle that’s been serving as a home to a wild raccoon colony since the Bush years. Any car.