My EYES?! Give my cat some credit. She’s smarter than that. She’ll go for the cheeks: that’s where the best meat is.

go be an asshole elsewhere

That cardigan is breath-taking.

I have a few stories but none tops my friend “Nikki”(not her name because she needs to be protected). We were at a destination wedding in Barbados and the wedding party took up the whole resort. The groom has five brothers who are all doctors, smart and cute. One of them “George” was the most man whorey of the group.…

(I promise this is about sex. Hang in there)

Yeah it’s the condescension factor, which IMHO is a variation on the neg. I was injecting a drug into my horse the other day (weird, I know, just go with it) when a sixyish man I’ve never seen before (often ‘friends and family’ are at my barn) walks over, gets right in the middle of what I’m doing, and says, “You…

Yes, they have law degrees and MDs and no, there aren’t tons of opportunities for lawyers or doctors.

My best friend is so great at shutting off unwanted attention at bars and I am not. I was out with her and a different friend while they were smoking and some guy who was twice our age in a rumpled fishing vest and bucket hat looks at us and starts walking over. Before he spoke my friend just says “No, no. Go away.…

scissor me timbers! O.o

Shit happens when you forget to call.

Oh my goodness!

Well it isn’t thrilling but I will use this opportunity to tell someone. I was in a changing room in a store in NYC last week trying on a lot of stuff so was in there for awhile, a women went into the room next to me and her boyfriend sat outside both our rooms on a bench. They started talking and I thought to myself,…

Tell us your happy quit stories, please! I would like to hear more, “I quit, it sucked, life is still great” stories!

I’m not the person you asked but my husband vapes. The first time he went for the cheap kind you get at the mall — that didn’t work particularly well, although he cut back on smoking a lot. Now he bought a new one that’s larger, doesn’t look like a cigarette at all but you put various flavors and nicotine in it (he’s…

My 34 year old like lover was told Thurs that he has adult onset asthma and early signs of copd. I quit. He quit. I’m tripping major balls right now. I want a CIG so freaking bad but love him more.

I took about a month to transition completely, I had to get used to the difference. After I got used to it I preferred it to smoking.

Fourteen years done - after more than 25 smoking. Do NOT miss one thing about it, especially the stench. Just do the math, even at $2 (they’re $5-7 now) per day is nearly $20,000 in burned money. Which I could really use right about now.

I went through a Black Panthers phase. I don’t know what else to say.

I would 100% believe it if someone told me that this was a photograph of a Laurel Canyon rock star from back in the day.