I think it’s important to not be dismissive or condescending while still reminding them they are literally 15 years into a 90 year journey. Feelings matter, no matter how trivial the situation- but yeah. I look fondly back on high school as such an easy time even though living it just felt like the HARDEST SHIT EVER.

I know it’s cliche to say, “how is this happening, it’s 2016!” So how about “how is this happening, its not the 1800s!”

Weddings are also an expensive as hell commitment. I’m all for two people I know love each other being together, but committing to taking several days off work, a bridal shower gift, a wedding gift, and usually at least one new outfit is fricken ridiculous. And don’t give me that “it’s expensive to throw a wedding…

Had breakfast for dinner tonight! And having dinner for breakfast tomorrow!

I have such an odd affinity for Chris Delia. I never watched more than one episode of Undateable, Whitney was meh, and his stand up usually has a good 6 min in the hour.

Weird, I was just saying to my boyfriend the other day how I can’t believe she’s the same age as me, though I can’t pinpoint whether or not I expected her to be younger or older.

I too started developing young, but I think the word “curvy” has uncomfortable implications. No matter your body type, you are still a CHILD at 8-12 years old and it is NOT okay for anyone to sexualize you...I remember feeling so creeped out as a kid when getting unwanted attention from way too old men. Calling girls…

Am I the only person shipping Stewart and Eisenberg? Like, off to a remote island where they can pretend to be so above and better than everyone else in peace?

I also like how hard she is on parents/pet owners. She is tough on kids, but ultimately puts the blame on the parents for their choices and ending up in court. And her outright disgust with people who mistreat animals is so endearing.

Hair extensions have made incredible leaps since Britney’s mushroom cut-clip on days.

And Billy Joel remains melancholy due to loss from a woman.

He handled the boo’s (WHCD version of hecklers) like a true comedian too

““The treasury promised to put Harriet Tubman’s face on the 20 dollar bill...but now we have to wait until 2030... Women haven’t been this deceived by a bill since Cosby. [Boos] Oh, like I did it.”

I mean, is it *possible* that as a “friend of the family” she was referencing the lyrics in a playful way as a fan?

Honestly, it would make more sense to me to say something like, “If Trump wins, I will start an organization that provides women with resources to travel to places where health care and abortion are readily available.”

Bets on who will be playing “the convict” in the Will Ferrell movie:

God. My ex messages me every few months and occasionally shows up at my work, but doesn't talk to me. This gives me more anxiety and nightmares than anything ever has so I absolutely cannot imagine being stalked; worse, having people tell you to give your stalker a chance. As if that wouldn't make it worse even if you…

I doubt it’s possible to be that rich and good looking and not dip into asshole territory once in a while.

Yeah that makes complete sense. I mean, not the Republican Party. But yeah...

Best recipe so far: Balsamic Chicken