I wasn’t aware every grocery store across the country priced items exactly the same? You’re obviously keen on the *idea* that words matter, but your implementation is a bit.... off.

Even Homer ate the slices individually.  American is not a cheese for a mouthful.

I hope someone in the press pool has the integrity to mention this chicanery when he brings up his love for the military during that reelection campaign.

Back in the 90's there was a line of “Doritos Thins” that were made with white corn, but not that much thinner than their usual chip.  They had a Salsa & Cheese flavor that absolutely blew me away, and I’ve been chasing that dragon ever since.

In the freezer section, yes. Last time I was there I walked past the upgraded portion and did a double-take because I didn’t see the higher price tag.  I haven’t done the math on those products, but it could be worth it.

Bonus points if they built the ovens into where the bodies were stored. More points if those ovens still have pull out slide drawers for cooking the pizzas.

I’ve never been inside an Aldi, but you can bet I’ve heard the stories of the “red bag” tenders.  I hope to all things holy that when I do finally make it to one they aren’t out of the reds!

I’ve never had Kiss before, but the regular and pink varieties of Ting are some of the best sodas I’ve ever had.

There was a clear birch beer made in PA by a brand called Frozen Run. Loved that shit. Just read that Dr. Pepper/Keurig bought the brand and they discontinued it.  Bummer.

One of my favorites at a local burger place is the bacon, grilled onions, horseradish aioli, *blue cheese crumble* on a ciabatta. I don’t like things involving horseradish unless it’s done just right, and the combination of ingredients makes that burger damn near perfect.

It could be like grits, where some folks like savory and some prefer sweet?

When everyone has a clue, society works beautifully. It’s a shame we can only enjoy it as moments because Reality is chock full of morons.

*Obviously* the families of the people in the sub care and are no doubt grieving the loss of their loved ones.

Thin crust or Brooklyn style (whatever the hell that means) are my favorite styles there. The “change my mind” pizza was a thin crust with garlic-parm white sauce, spinach, and feta (diced tomatoes would later make an appearance on that order as well). When using the app you need to order $10 to get any points for…

A pretty typical south-central PA appetizer is a half slice of Lebanon bologna with a smear of cream cheese, rolled up and stuck with a toothpick.  Could also be prepared with a full slice and a dill pickle spear for a more substantial bite.

I only tried a taco once so I can’t really speak to its “fire,” but I can definitely say mine was an actual taco instead of that weird thing in the photo.

I got a 99 SE with the 5-spd in 2002 and loved every damn mile with that car. I’m thankful I had mine before it became such a statement about the driver.

Adults trying to block kids’ access to tech? That’s cute. Those kids already have three different ways around whatever walls you put up.

Yeah, wouldn’t an auction house plug it in to see if it throws any codes before it goes in the lane? I have no idea about the auction industry but as a buyer I’d hope an OBD scan was done first just to be upfront about what someone was bidding on, especially if those huge auctions don’t give time to look before you…

Refugees on a boat desperate for a glimmer of hope out of life perish after sacrificing everything they have to get on that boat.