Great story, I can totally relate with the "hilarious to drive slow cars fast part" (and the being stood up for sleep part, but that's another story.) I have a cross-eyed looking 2003 Dodge Neon, which although not my first, or second, or 17th choice, is a solid car, and you can't complain about a gift. And even…

@Viper: That was epic

@Aenean: Amen

On a side note, does anyone know when the second Jalopnik car pack is coming out? I'm dying to get behind the wheel of a Sierra Cosworth

@nandreetta: If you have an emulator, you can get tons of great full featured games, for free every day.

The T-72, SU-27, AK-47. I don't know about shoddy, but either way, most stuff built in Soviet Russia looked badass in brutally minimalist way.

I would love for them to add an Easter Egg of a cave in the desert with a Delorean parked in it. Just saying

@cowboyhugbees: The king of the zombies is John Marston.

@GameFarmer: Sadly it came out before the recent zombie craze. But your that would be amazing

Please let there an Advance Wars*

@JinFei3: BWWAAAAAAAAAHH.....BWWWAAAAAAAAAH...

@MarcusMaximus: I thought he stole it from Paul Ceglia?

@redman042: Dunes, because it is here, and only here, that Spice can be found...

What about Medal of Honor: Underground. My personal favorite MoH game.

61' Renault Alpina A110.

@EnidCadimillac: Chrysler sold Fiats in the 70's? I guess we've come full circle then.

So this means that any day now I'll get a call telling me the cops found my beloved Subaru Legacy station wagon right?

@FlyingAvocado: Whats A9?

@LoganSix: It cross posted to Gizmodo too, but yeah its only a matter of time until i09 pics it up too this seems right up their alley

@Fluorine: If (please god, let it be when) they make a SMAC sequel they had better put those freaky project completion videos in it or not even bother. "The Neural Amplifier" one still freaks me out.