@Michael Dukakis: Are you that Dukakis everyone is in before?

Build this. Now

"But what do you need a financial advisor for? Twenty years ago you had the highest Gross National Product in the world, now you're tied with Albania. Your second largest export is secondhand goods, closely followed by dates which you're losing five cents a pound on... You know what the business community thinks of…

@maythetechbewithyou: I know, I was wondering the same thing. Where I live (Rochester) FYE's have been going bust left and right, (sadly) especially those big awesome mall stores. I've gotten a ton of CD's and games for a fraction of the price but one of the best steals are UMD movies. A few months ago I got a rare…

@Almightywhacko: No way, obviously the all powerful Silverware Lobby has been trying to cover it up.

@Billybird: There is no escape. If your ready to see the terrifying future of corporate dominance read Peter Watt's Maelstrom, it free to read on his site.

@I Think We're Property: This is the most likely reason but I'm not sure who BP is trying to fool.

@Wunno Sev: Awesome

This just in: Google proves its just like every other corporation, abandons morals in favor of profits.

@mensrea: I have to agree, the new news feed is a mess. Is there a way to set it back to the old page?

@smackela: If there is one item that perfectly epitomizes the ridiculous flamboyancy of 80's status symbols, this would be it.

A simple, infuriating, mostly harmless car prank: put vasoline on their windshield wipers.

@macpatrik: I know! The nerve of us to dare sully the name of Jobs. When the iRevolution comes we will be the first against the wall.

I think that the Ford Nucleon is a glaring omission from this list.

@Quattro-luvr: That's cool, but I'm gonna have to disagree.

@PinballFan: Three out of four people recommend Pepsi Strong Shot to their friends. The other one is on my list...

@armyofchuckness: I agree. The horror.

@Gann: Nah, the Incredible Bar-ys it.

I couldn't disagree more with labeling the Mitsubishi Evo's front end ugly. Its meant to look evil and mean, a refreshing change from boring happy faces and smug smiles of other cars. Its meant to put terror in the hearts of other cars, especially those uppity Subaru WRXs.