I must be the only person who read the list and instead of thinking of sex I thought...hmm, I could eat.
KarmaSanDiego
karma-sandiego
This post hurts me.
“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.
Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.
I have never had sex.
Seems a little weird/creepy to me.
Unfortunately you’re being jumped on because people really do and would say and mean these things regardless of the context. Your comment is getting a lot of stars, but how many of those are people who actually agree with it and how many are applauding your sarcasm? :(
If A=B, B=A, ergo, let’s get Johnny Depp cosplay her!
*pssssst* she’s wearing makeup in all of the photos.
Right? It’s false advertising. I want a woman who naturally looks like Edward Scissorhands.
m’akeup
“Cosplay”? Have we ever seen the two of them in the same room?
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“Manhattan is losing all it had going for it, except for ease of travel...That is literally it.”
It seems like 400+ years of people complaining about new people ruining their spot. That’s quite the living legacy fit for the World’s Greatest City
Post Baby!
If he was drunk, I’m jealous of his ability to be coherent and drunk at the same time. Like, stellar speaking abilities there, drunky. Well done. (No shade. Dead serious.)
Ok raise your hand if you read the whole article.