Here come the herby puns, the marjorum of which will be not as good as yours.

A spice joke, how oregano.

That's some sage advice.

Great thyming on this post, Emma.

You know, looking like a dude. Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.

Wanted one of these ever since I opened the first AD&D monster manual as a kid. No regrets.

A vampire. It gets lonely being nocturnal and hating the sun.

I love this blog, mom!

The White Walkers

Peer pressure to do it completely alone without any peers around...

One needs to recognize the influence that peer pressure and the attitude of having to fit in can have on someone.

Change “drunk raping” to “drunk driving” and change “will have to emotionally deal with the fact that I was raped for the rest of my life” to “I’m in a wheelchair for the rest of my life” and there is no way this guy only gets three months.

Three months? He’s gonna miss the whole summer. Man, rape just isn’t worth it.

This entire statement reads as if he’s apologizing for puking on her shoes. And really, there is no apology in it, because there is no admission of guilt, because it doesn’t even mention what he did.

I’m as dumb as the rapist who’s painted himself as the victim because I made a joke about his intelligence?

I’m still having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that Michael Cera is a rapist.

…a canny way of exalting himself above his crime in order to lessen it. And so long as that cynical method of denying and excusing rape works, like it did here, people will keep using it.

People aren’t hammering home enough that he fled on foot when caught. NO ONE reacts that way to “sex” getting interrupted; that’s only how one flees the scene of the crime.