Let’s not be naive.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

I’ll be that person... Was this a black child, specially a male, this would never happen. And if it by chance would, the outrage from Fox and their ilk would be enormous...

While I generally agree and think she is incredibly awesome, I wish she’d gone big and asked to taze the President.

I’m dusting off my copy of fresh fruit for rotting vegetables. Singing “let’s lynch the landlord” is surprisingly cathartic.

Won’t somebody think of the Nazi’s and their supporters feelings?!?!? Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!

“Man, if I had a suit jacket button for every time I fucked up over the past few years...”

Marla could be the ambassador to Great Clips.

I’m re-reading GOING CLEAR. Highly recommend to everyone.

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

Yeah I can’t tell you how often i have been startled awake from a deep sleep, wondering out loud “how does Rob Schneider feel about this?”

Deuce Bigalow: Civil Rights Gigolo

Because the between 30 and 40 percent of each red state who voted for Hillary Clinton should get tossed out with the bath water.

If you lack the strength and dexterity to cut through an avocado skin, I seriously doubt you’re going to be able to open this packaging.

Idris Elba

Warren went to the University of Houston and to Rutgers for law school. She worked for Harvard, and the hiring committee said her heritage didn’t come up while she was being considered for employment. She mentioned it afterward.