He never said 15 was a man. What’s your point?

I’m a religious pacifist, but I’m also a gun owner because I live in a rural area and keep livestock, so guns are sometimes necessary for humane emergency euthanasia or to protect my stock from predators. I also take the responsibility of gun ownership extremely seriously and have had extensive training. My guns stay…

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

lena dunham : profile in courage.

The problem isn’t the people on the ground, who she is speaking to, for the most part. The problem is that news has become a product, to be mined and farmed for clicks and views and shares and ratings. That is why Trump got as much free publicity as he did and why the media to this day are playing softball with him…

You mean the year Obama steps down and Trump officially becomes president of the US?

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

I read that too quickly and thought you were wishing people deep dish. Which I wouldn’t mind.

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

And all of it will be blamed on the Clintons.

Trump will have a heart attack and die in January, Pence will have a stroke and die in February, Ryan will be diagnosed with cancer and step down in March, and Bannon will die in a car accident in April. Various other horrible people will meet their ends through various natural causes and accidents.

Damn, that’s dark as hell.

And for being the Zodiac Killer, but that goes without saying.

Ted Cruz needs to be outed to his parents for his horrible plaid habits.

And yet, I have no pity for Melania. NONE. Not that I took from your post that you feel for her, but other people the past few weeks have been suggesting they feel bad for her. Wut? I’m sure she’s crying from her literal gilded tower. If you assume that she actually loves Trump, then this is the part where she steps…

I can’t decide if I should be feeling sorry for him or worried about the cats in his neighborhood.

And I don’t want any of you horrible people spreading those terrible rumors that Trump is keeping Melania in NYC so he can have Ivanka serve as First Lady. Shame on all of you for even thinking such a horrible thing!

I’m allured by Manhattan private schoos, too. As long as they don’t give me a wedgie.

Well that just makes it a whole lot easier for Ivanka to play the role of First Lady.

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.