Fun fact: Her character was based on my husbands great Aunt.

Yes indeedy.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

This was very informative.

Do you hate me? You must hate me because why else would you put the image of Joe Arpaio in pink granny panties in my mind’s eye? Now I must pluck out said eye to try and cleanse my mind of that image. Are you satisfied?

I forgot racist and xenophobic. Mustn’t leave those out; those are career defining for him.

I will personally buy him his pink granny panties.

The guy right below him is completely charmed by his lucious locks.

I wasn’t a bed wetter, but my sister who is 1 1/2 years younger than me was. She, our slightly older sister, and I actually all shared a bed—a queen size bed that we slept on widthwise. One time when I was 6 or 7 I had to pee really bad. Both bathrooms in our house were being used but I had to go SOOOO BAD! Once I…

They should move it to January 20th 2017. Not like he won’t be free that day.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

Mario Batali should have asked Sandra to do desert!! She could repurpose her Kwaanza cake.

and semi homemade sandra lee wore ONE SHOT OF VODKA

I’m writing in Tom Bergeron because I think he deserves better than Dancing with the Stars.

“I’d like to secure your sack between two King Hawaiian rolls and then shoot salsa at it from a super soaker.”

“leak and limp”

I was on the Bernie train from early June 2015, but there is nothing more infuriating to me then hearing any supposed Berners putting “Trump and Clinton” in the same sentence. It’s tantamount to saying Arsenic and Vegetables are somehow similar.

I’m not responsible for your vote and I refuse to take responsibility for your vote. I’m tired of the people most easily manipulated by nonsense framings of the election demanding special treatment by holding their votes hostage. Go ahead and tell me you’re voting for Trump or not voting at all because I was mean to…