a frog who ate 30 rocks.

Ok, Kris.

"that I just literally cannot even?"

This belongs here. I don't care.

Good thing no one asked you.

we all care

"I'm starting to think that maybe men on the internet don't think that women are actually people."

What is going on here?

This has to be one of the creepiest comments on Jezebel ever.

Interesting - and what men did he have pics of?

The only way to dispose of browsing history of kitty porn.

My daughter is a 7th grade middle school teacher and I know of at least one occasion where she's had pepperoni pizza with olives and extra cheese delivered to the school.

My 75 year old mom lived with us for a few years before she had to go into a home. My teenagers noticed she was trying to copy their teenage mannerisms and slang occasionally. They picked the most outrageous thing they could imagine her saying and kept throwing it into sentences. The payoff worked when we hosted…

LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GLORIOUS SEATBELTS IN USE.

I believe commenter might be high?

The irony is that all these folks were snapping photos of the K-clan and monitoring Kim et al's behaviour instead of paying attention themselves.

She needs a permission slip from Kanye first.

Her head falls off.

It's a curious thing about human nature that we continue to expect better from people who have shown us, consistently, that they are not better. The Kardashians are as they do and have done. No surprise.

When you treat your kid as an extension of your brand your baby isn't black or white, it's GREEN.