Once, I was on a tiny regional flight ... with Sinbad. The plane was literally me, my dad, Sinbad, and his posse.

I had a chance to fuck two different celebrities (two different occasions) and choose not to. I don't regret either decision. Anybody else as weird as me?

A friend and I were in line at a Bruce Campbell signing, and she made him giggle by taking a couple of lines from Army of Darkness out of context and having him sign, "This is my boomstick...blow."

awesome0 is already indicative of the defense, positing that women lie about domestic abuse ALL THE TIME. I thought domestic abuse was under reported, but apparently it is over reported and falsified!

Actually, this was his way of flirting with Kirsten Gillibrand.

Seriously. As far as I'm concerned his place in heaven is pre-booked because of what he said during the hurricane Katrina crisis. Anything he says or does nowadays that isn't my cup of tea, just isn't my cup of tea and that's fine - he needn't be a saint. When the chips were down he spoke truth to power and that is…

I will forgive Kanye for everything and anything because of this moment:

I think Callie expresses the conflict here really well. On the one hand, yeah it's great that she's not one of the many famous women who hedges and shies away from the term feminist, on the other hand, just saying something doesn't make it so. Saying that embracing your sexuality makes you a feminist is just not…

not if they don't actually espouse feminist values, no, we shouldn't.

I don't usually write misandrist screeds with my menstrual blood. Usually just grocery lists. Once or twice a check. Notes to my husband that I love him and could he pick up cat food and more tampons on his way home from work.

Bet money that the lawyer for the defendant will try and say she asked for it for reading 50 Shades of Gray.

I am not sure how she reacted, but hyperventilating on her bed while listening to "Photograph" by Nickleback is among my top guesses.

I haven't read through all the comments, but re: Zac Efron, I'm surprised (or maybe just getting old) that no one has mentioned the George Bush/pretzel incident., in which the President "fainted due to a temporary decrease in heart rate brought on by swallowing a pretzel." Uh-huh. Sure.

How fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time out of his busy pants-dropping schedule to make hamburgers? Why don't you just hire a fry cook?

I'm only still arguing to make a rhetorical point. Don't encourage this person to run for office ANYWHERE, for Pete's sake.

men grow in gravitas as they get older