If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...

I mean, pumpkin spice lattes only come around so often, but damn.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

I’m only 3 away from surpassing Elisha for the all time lead in the category of children killed by she-bear invocation.