These glib articles sure do help with a nuanced situation!

Stop the Infinity War, I Want to Get Off!

I for one am looking forward to seeing him return to screen twenty years later in a disastrous new Jules Verne remake, horridly obese and borderline incoherent.

I remember seeing this place on some Food Network show. The host of the show was sampling one of the crazier donuts and the stereotypical hipster doogus shop owner said “you’re really going to want to hang a fang on that one” and thought to myself the host of this show must have tremendous patience because I would…

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