Over at The Comics Curmudgeon.

The umbrella!

Michael Caine must have so many terrific houses.

I'm in the midst of it and really enjoying it. Apparently all the story meetings were recorded and transcribed, so there's a lot of info on elements that were considered and discussed and ultimately discarded.

Jiminy would be funnier, but allegedly the voice actor who played Geppetto, Christian Rub, was a Nazi sympathizer. I am not making this up.

Too soon

Dave Bautista should definitely be getting some of these roles.

Star-Lord, man. Legendary outlaw?

TOO SOON

allmusic.com is more completey than Wikipedia. Here's Mogis' credits page:

I didn't want to impugn anyone's eyesight!

The AV Club: Joke out-of-context statement here.

(Also I bought a Joy "Pop!" figurine that I keep next to where I work to remind myself that Joy is not lost.)

The song in Toy Story 2, the beginning of Up, and probably a couple of other obvious times.

Here's the GoComics strip in case the above one is too small for anyone:

In Four Christmases? Yeah, that was brutal.

Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

36 and you can go to hell.

Most people just call it a "shave"

Helpful suggestion: Do not ever watch the movie Clean, Shaven.