Long-time Nuggets fan: I do remember that. It was Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf and he was about to break Murphy’s record for highest FT percentage over the course of a season.

That running route has been ruined forever. Once something like that happens, every shadow or tree stump will look just like a bear about to come eat you.

Curry’s deal is spread over five seasons, paying him in the neighborhood of $4o million per season, Harden’s four-year extension will pay out a breathtaking $42.5 million a year.

I thought “Fuck” was just his title: “Mr. Larry Bird”, “Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson”, “Sir Edmund Hillary”, and, “Fuck LaVar Ball”

Thunder should sell lighter fluid infused versions of their jerseys for easy burning when they take off.

I can’t wait for Trump’s string of town halls on the importance of telling the truth.

Or one could just learn Heptapod... 

Those two jurors love playing powerball because of their “reasonable” chance of winning.

But how’s his conditioning? 

Why would someone fight gulls? I’d be bored too!

I bet someone on the jury buys powerball tickets because they think they’ve got a “reasonable” chance of winning.

Cleveland did it once, they can do it again. Then they can compete with GSW. Cleveland just needs to find a way to get another Lebron James to join their team.

I feel for her. Same thing happened to me after walking two blocks in Houston summer heat.

Is that an erect penis in your pocket, or are you just unpeeling a banana?

So if you provoke someone into attacking you, and then respond with overwhelming and disproportionate force, it’s all cool in Florida? For some reason this story sounds familiar...

I think the “DC Dragons & Wizards” would be the best! Team logo would be a 20-sided die.

That’s a funny looking Oval Office.

Look at that hug! Isaiah will want a shower after that since everyone says Olynyk is so dirty.

“If there was more punching in hockey, dirty plays like that wouldn’t happen!” -Hockey Fan Traditionalist

Bruce Bowen would be proud of that D.