Playboy uses photoshop to such an extent that they could have photographed Hef himself and ended up with the exact same photos.

Flower is a great little game, but I never got the impression that it was pushing the limits of the hardware, so I don't know what room for improvement there would even be? Of course, extra levels would be nice. So tell me there will be new levels and I'll be there.

You guys at Kotaku love your unhealthy snacks, huh? All those fingerprints...
Not that I'm complaining, it's good thing for a comparison, since peopel at home are going to leave those prints all over their consoles as well.

Yes! Except I guess it would be called the iPpin now that everything has to start with a lower case "i" followed by an upper case P.

Well, it is. It's the next generation of Nintendo consoles. There aren't actually any tech specs that define "next gen". Next gen is just the next iteration after the present one. If say, Apple, decided to release some kind of super-console capable of 4k at 60fps, that wouldn't suddenly make the the PS4 & XB1 last…

A million bucks. Just like Activision is paying you a million bucks for that post. Whereas I'm getting free sexual favours from Reggie Fils-Aime for my posts.

I recently turned my Phat 360 on for the first time in months (I've been really busy, the PS3 or the WiiU haven't had much more action either, most gaming I've managed to squeeze in has been short sessions on the PC, but I digress) and now it seems that it doesn't recognize discs any longer. Of course there's a…

That's London for ya. The constant fog, rain and lack of sunlight eventually makes everyone resemble cave-dwelling creatures. Pale, clammy and possibly blind.

He can't address it as a fact because it is not true. That stuff is returnable and can also be marked down by the retailer at a later date, so the verb should be "shipped", not "sold". If I was to make a game, printed two copies, and could convince a retailer to put them on display with a $1billion price-tag on the…

Even if these people were telling the truth it wouldn't make their whining any more justified. Jennifer Lawrence is not responsible for their boners, and the effect her haircut may or may not have on said boners is 100% the problem of the boner-owners.

Well, I thought I was being sarcastic...

Several terrorist organizations have become more or less legitimate political parties in the past. Even if Hamas' attempt to legitimize themselves in Western eyes is solely motivated by a desire to consolidate their power, if that leads to less violence, it's still a relatively positive thing.

Ahem. An unaffiliated terrorist spokesperson. Not sure what the heck that means in practice, but she seems to want to disassociate herself from the group she's supposed to handle PR for. Which is always a good sign.

Well, you can drop the Iran part. It says her previous job was in for an Iranian TV channel (also probably in Iran), but I don't see how or why a Hamas spokesperson would work out of Iran.

Seems to me there are two main approaches to "Games as art": Art defined as creativity in the game mechanics and so on, and art defined as telling a story like other mediums, mainly film. Ms. Antonelli seems to be firmly in the former camp, and from this position most first person shooters are not very interesting…

I'd like Jezebel to interview Oprah instead. I'm sure she would have plenty of insights about women singing in metal bands. Then she could sing a nu-metal cover version of Iron Maiden's 'Phantom of the Opera', only she would call it 'Phantom of the Oprah'.

I hate to be a pedant, but isn't it Garofalo?

They should give him a selection of everything Ferragamo makes and then have Barney's pay for it. It's not about him getting a belt, but teaching assholes that they can't get away with shit like this.

Well, I meant in the context discussed here. No girl is bad as a girl, and no woman is bad as a woman. You can't fail at being a girl/woman, but you can fail at being a human being regardless of your gender.

I beg to differ. There are no bad girls. All girls are good. And when they become adults they turn into good women.