PK: “Have some respect for the business. Despicable of you. Now where was I.”

“This particular model includes a water bottle beer holder and three side pockets.”

“This particular model includes a water bottle beer holder and three side pockets.”

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

“Help me!”

“Your bodies are balloons filled with farts”

He tried to steal shaving gear. They didn’t press charges, but Belk did want their Razorback.

That would be incredible. He could be the Pete Rose of average college basketball coaches.

I remember in 2008, I was at Belk Arena and Steph Curry was averaging over 30 points a game for Davidson. Another coach put two guys on him all game and he scored 0 points while Davidson won by 30. He could have averaged 30 but some classless chump wanted to be able to say he held Steph scoreless.

So there was a cross dressing component during my frat’s Hell Week bullshit. Keep in mind that, at this point in my life, I was a medium douchey, half-libertarian lax bro from a rich suburb (and also keep in mind this was circa 94) so I went into the whole ordeal with the attitude that “This will be a little…

I bet these comments will be reasonable, nuanced and measured!

I thought Lane Kiffin was the only one who fell upwards.

I hope he enjoys the prize money. He’s certainly earned every penny.

I went out, had the lobster bisque, we elected Trump and yadda, yadda, yadda, Я никогда не говорил по-английски снова.

Ya, clarity is not the problem.

Ugh- your last line. You were doing so well!

This comment is the only reason to be reading an article about a bodybuilding competition. Thank you very much for re-affirming my faith in the site and its readers.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Funny jokes are fun. Unfunny jokes like this are embarrassments.