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Damn, man....that’s the best comment I’ve ever read on here. Allahu Akbar to you!

Cheated on three wives thru Ash Mads. It felt good, but it kinda hurt, too. Just knowing that I gave them all HIV was hard on me. I’m trying to work through it. Please pray for me.

Kids napping is no laughing matter. Help out with this nice house we bought for you!

Not a fan of his Hall & Oates cover song: “My rapist eyes, are Ukuwatchingu”

Buddy of mine jumped the rails for a while....got arrested. Not for the trains thing....turns out he sold crude pornographic drawings of the Tomb Raider to kids from here to Wichita. I guess he’s dead now. I think of him every time a train goes by.

Can’t wait to make it back to the Northwest. Love Illinois.

This is an open and shut with an obvious sentencing: 2 minutes for high-sticking

Wtf is “Faegen””? A boy? A girl? Ronald Reagan in a wig spying on behalf of North Korea?????

Matt Barnes is as disgusting as a container of Nature Box brand healthy snacks!

Why did the lady start dating a European race car driver?

Gape Ride Parade?

Feel how you want to about the Phillies, but the press conference was touching when Ruben Amaro Jr. stood up and sang ‘Amazing Grace’

Hebrew National

“One time, I even got hit on by a woman in the restroom of an electronics store whose name rhymes with Nice Try”

Paint Mr. Met’s face on the ball and present it as an art project: The Bobby Bonilla Story

“Go Where You Don’t Belong” is obviously Kevin Ward

I’m an assistant trainer for the guy that got knocked out. For all you non lip-readers out there, what he was saying to his head trainer after he woke up was “Is KFC still selling the Double Down?”

I smell a cheesy morning radio show: “COMING UP NEXT! It’s BONE BROTH AND THE FOOD BABE! TWO HOURS OF TALK SO CRAZY, YOUD THINK THEY WERE MAKING IT UP!”

I like how with the font, the pitchers jersey basically says "WOOO"