Look at that ginger pussy... He’s holding a kitten

As a Cubs fans, I’m just as happy about advancing as I am shutting up the dancing troll/relief pitcher, Derek Law

Odds were it was going to pass.

*Looks at list of those who voted against*

I long for the days when clowns didn’t bother anyone until 26 bodies were found in a crawlspace.

Some are just deeply unfunny and depressing to be around. Avoid those clowns too.

/cums

Facial!

He seems like a bad guy but let’s not make him out to be a Nazi just yet.

take it easy, dad

He is really starting to piss me off. He’s a whiny crybaby with the maturity of a 10 year old, and his shtick is starting to wear thin. I say that as a Giants fan.

Reports state “his head was getting a little too big”

It was a repetetive snacking sound.

Smell the glove

Coyotes 2.0: Don’t Desert Us

The good kind of touching.

This shit wouldn’t have been allowed during Sandusky’s reign.

idk, I used to commute in Dayton, Ohio. At least the Chinese army tried to swerve out of the way of the guy blocking the street. In 75 in Dayton, good luck.

Trevor Simian

You know it won’t happen. I know it won’t happen. But we can dream.