That weird SEAL obsession sure didn’t help. That selection process favors the very fit to be sure,but favors even more the very,very durable. Guys have told me that BUD/S is basically a crapshoot, plenty of good candidates wash out because of seemingly minor niggles that just get exponentially worse.

As well as the sausage to muffin ratio, ugh.

The pee to water ratio in that pool has to be something like 5000 to 1.

Could’ve been worse. Had that last play counted, Gus Malzahn would’ve been tied to that tree.

After Auburn spent almost a MILLION dollars to replace the previous trees and sent a man to jail, if this guy thinks Auburn won’t hunt his ass down and lynch him from the burnt husk of that poor oak tree... that’s a new level of stupid I’m unfamiliar with.

“Why was she sitting there in the first place, right?” - Ken Starr

Must be a freshman. Upperclassmen ladies (upperclasswomen?) know how to handle balls when they’re on their knees.

“You’re doing it wrong.” - William Riker.

This is the most awkward chair-sit in the history of chair-sits.

Ken Griffey Jr. suffered a from a similar ailment after consuming brain tonic

CTE tickles.

Head slightly odd shaped. WOULD NOT BANG!

I don’t think it is a case of his hair line shrinking, but one of his forehead growing.

If this guy doesn’t smell like old breastmilk, I don’t know what does.

He needs a leg to stand on, first.

Glad to see the MAC schools have gotten better at handling student protests over the years.

Only a racist would say that bullllllshit

You can’t fool me, I can tell you already wear a diaper and it’s clearly full.

The way they’ve been getting treated by the Cubs lately, the Cards probably also feel like they need to wear diapers.

I star you, fuck the Cardinals.