Neal Anderson
Brad Muster
Dennis Gentry
Wendell Davis
Donnell Woolford

A lot of mid-80s births don't seem to realize they're Millennials.

Julian Edelman was born in 1986.

This was cool though.

I would argue watching a Browns game IS ignoring the NFL.

Railroaded is a gay euphamism, right?

This is Penn State. If they get your asshole, they're not giving it back.

Never been a fan of loafers without socks. Smells rapey to me.

I’m pretty sure that shorter guy is already taken by a taller guy.

Look, buddy, just because he wouldn’t fuck YOU doesn’t make him innocent.

What a hill to die on. A hill made up of raped young boys

It’s like you get a pass due to your head injury.

*wakes up wearing sunglasses with lights off*

They checked to make sure his retinas are still attached, right?

That ‘stash still looks better than Kroenke’s.

First they came for the Funnels, and I said nothing because I was drunk.

It’s not bad enough that Lions fans have to be subjected to such a terrible product on the field.

That was Detroit. Bills fans plow against cars like God intended.