i’d hit that after a few jagers.

ricketts is giving me the ted cruz vibe, no? cub fans don’t care who owns the team (e.g., hitler, john wayne gacy, pol pot, hillary) as long as theo and joe bring home a world series trophy.

huh.

purple baby!

meanwhile, poor larry king continues to be ignored behind home plate.

looks like an improvement over detroit.

cut her some slack. i think she normally writes for jezebel or the concourse.

is john cusak getting ready to the play the crypt keeper? woof.

dump baylor for houston. ann richards can rot in hell.

those sweet smelling bean fart dutch ovens helped get me divorced.

like oakland is this shining city on the hill. looks like mark davis can choose from 2 pf changs in vegas.

suck it, denver.

i’d say he has something to protest now.

i work on my bike in my condo’s parking garage. i know it’s against the hoa rules, but i’m super pleasant when anyone comes near me so they don’t think i plan to rape and murder him / her.

can they please vote to bring back 3-2 payout for blackjack on the strip?

happy i don’t have to look at hunter pence for awhile. fucker makes creepy clowns tolerable.

not pictured... ketchup.

adam silver would make for an incredibly creepy clown.

can we all agree it was a toss and not a throw?

MMA lessons for pre-teens? would have been a nice pre-requisite before going here.