canadian ted bundy.

More like Title Nein Coordinator.

not to switch gears, but did anyone else feel awkward when randy moss had to blow into the giant vikings horn before the game?

so norv will get another head coaching gig next year?

or too plump back when dottie’s basement was a rocking.

no sympathy after the joe sugar carl’s jr shill. it’s the west coast hardees for you rednecks in flyover country.

fuck. three months in st louis would kill anyone’s appetite.

i’m getting the “spinal tap mach 2" vibe.

hmm. barry should find a team with an even lower commitment level than his own.

two bottoms (samer and rocket) still don’t make a top.

james brown and the elite security bros were later executed.

might as well get your money’s worth and do the throat slash one.

Bears immediately signed him to the practice squad.

don’t tease me, fomoco.

oh, but we’ll still be seeing plenty of him and the other shitty pizza shill.

hello, governor. nickels and above are legal over here. vendor could only refuse pennies.

shake it off, tiger. some team photos are better than others.

glass houses. you fuckers weren’t exactly johnny on the spot when arnold palmer croaked.

the advocate?

nothing better than smelling your own chlorine infused fart bubbles.