“Get your Footlong Foles. $4.99 for the next two weeks!”

He’s not Chris Sale or even Jose Quintana

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

I’d day his goose was cooked, but it’d be more fitting to say his chicken was spatchcocked.

“Not KD’s fault. His shoe clearly got stuck to the floor because someone dropped their piece of gum.”

Ah gotcha. That makes some sense.

I know all the focus is on Bama here, but can someone who knows more about college football explain to me why Clemson was such a shoe-in and got the #1 seed? I know they beat a highly-ranked Miami team, but who else have they beat besides Auburn by 6 back in week 2? They’re schedule is very weak and they lost to a…

The Clippers used to be such a fun team to watch with lob city and all that, and now they’re boring as hell. I guess Teodosic was supposed to fun, but since he’s hurt, now all you see is Blake Griffin, Lou Williams or Austin Rivers going 1-on-1 for the entire shot clock. *Snore*.

The whole thing ended after 30 or so very wild seconds.

What’s the difference? McCann is a starter for the Astros too. Because he made multiple all star games with the last one being four years ago that somehow means he’s more valuable than JJ Redick who is still pretty good now?

Who is this faux Speedy Clayton? I only recognize the OG Speedy.

“but having that elder influence on a team full of young talent is something the Sixers either won’t or can’t do so far.”

a player who has already missed nearly half a season—and the entire ensuing offseason, and most of the following preseason—recovering from a knee injury

Since Russia elected our president, can’t we qualify as a host country?

The horror!

Simpson served nine years in a botched memorabilia heist in a Las Vegas hotel room.

“So jealous right now!”

Is Ronnie the person who decides the ratings or does he just reveal them? If it’s the latter, this sounds like a “don’t shoot the messenger” type thing

Just FYI, Michael Phelps was never an NCAA athlete. He was already making money (speedo endorsement) before he would’ve even gone to college.

David: