Don’t be jealous.

Seems like “animation time” should be counted like “extra time” (or however that works) in soccer, so it doesn’t count against a player’s turn. Either way, that Nozdormu effect is definitely from the No Fun Zone.

Also seemed to be less Chris Berman than in previous years. Which is good for any event.

Serena was a prissy prima donna who cheered for her opponent’s errors and complained when the crowd didn’t like her. She is not an American champion I am proud of.

Once upon a time, long ago, I was a crappy Pac Man player who hadn’t memorized a single route. I put my quarter on a machine (like you did) that some eight-year-old was playing. “Man, that shit’s going fast,” I said as I watched him. Somebody hollered, and he said, “Here, you wanna take over?” He was on level 30 or…

Those calls are still blown all the time, we just get two minutes of nothing happening while the umpires get another chance to screw it up.

This looks terrific! Hey, if the Nismo car runs great at Le Mans, you can believe everybody will be doing the front wheel drive thing real soon.

Goddammit, there is NO REPLACEMENT for Futura! They always pick something with every damned stroke width the same. Nobody knows about all the subtle touches in Futura.

Sic transit Futura for something that looks like everything else. This is a sad day for typography and advertising.

Are you saying you didn’t watch it all the way through and you’re calling it garbage? Because that surprised hamster thing is still funny.

This Sonic is mad as hell and it’s not gonna take it any more.

This is fun to watch on YouTube, but if it happens during the race, that will be a horrible disaster. Maybe that goes without saying, but it seems to be more of a problem than two or three isolated incidents. Flying race cars are never a good thing.

Nobody seems to get that if Brady doesn’t get paid for four games, then the Patriots SAVE that $2 million. So the fine is kind of silly when you look at it that way.

Sabine or I’m out.

“I can no longer be objective about this issue because you don’t like me.” That makes no sense at all. Either be a professional or GTFO.

Seen in person. Still hideous.

What the hell do you mean by "hitting a subordinate"? Is it okay to hit everybody else? When is hitting okay in the workplace? NEVER!

Best comment ever.

Exactamundo. That was my immediate reply to this question.