Her weapon is her hair. This is like Arthur II, with Excalibur replaced with a dagger. Do not like.

When a watch is smart enough to REPLACE my smartphone, you can take my money. Not before.

Very excited about this, we tried it immediately and found that LEGO figs can't hold lightning cables or MacAir power cords. Despite the picture. The cords are too narrow for the hands.

What does "io9" mean? That's the reason I came here. OOPS never mind, I found it. You could put a link on the about page, though. Because about.

Time travel. Removes all dramatic tension. "Oh no, how will we ever save the planet from the supernova?" "Well, if it gets tough, we just time travel back and do it all over again."

What game was he playing?

We moved to Orlando from San Diego just last year. We've been to both parks dozens of times. It's amazing to me the difference between a busy day at Disneyland and a busy day at Walt Disney World. Disneyland is shoehorned into whatever land Walt could get, and WDW is on acres and acres. Every walkway at WDW is much…

I get motion sick playing BioShock Infinite. And Titanfall. And any first person game at all. I don't think a VR headset is going to make me feel anything but pukey.

"CUV" is yet another new abbreviation for "station wagon"?

But here's the important question: is my 2012 Sonic safe from this epic parade of disaster? Will I find out before 10 years from now when they decide to do something about it? I'm so disgusted. My wife has been waiting since March to get her recalled Cobalt fixed.

Closed beta. Sigh.

It's a TV show, it's not Kickstarter. This is not crowdsourcing entertainment. It's not their job to make things the way you want things to be. Do I have to bust out the Henry Ford quote? Really? I'm so tired of that.

SECRET MENU. <drops mic>

"I just happened to have my camera rolling" means "I staged this."

Something happened. Time travelled. All fixed.

Yes it does, dammit, I found it.

The word "prop" does not appear in the NFL 2013 Rulebook.

Cool. Thanks.

I've seen 17 of 'em, and I own most of those. I do miss A Boy And His Dog, though! And also Skidoo, the Worst Movie Ever Made.