Very excited about this, we tried it immediately and found that LEGO figs can't hold lightning cables or MacAir power cords. Despite the picture. The cords are too narrow for the hands.

What does "io9" mean? That's the reason I came here. OOPS never mind, I found it. You could put a link on the about page, though. Because about.

What game was he playing?

We moved to Orlando from San Diego just last year. We've been to both parks dozens of times. It's amazing to me the difference between a busy day at Disneyland and a busy day at Walt Disney World. Disneyland is shoehorned into whatever land Walt could get, and WDW is on acres and acres. Every walkway at WDW is much…

I get motion sick playing BioShock Infinite. And Titanfall. And any first person game at all. I don't think a VR headset is going to make me feel anything but pukey.

"CUV" is yet another new abbreviation for "station wagon"?

But here's the important question: is my 2012 Sonic safe from this epic parade of disaster? Will I find out before 10 years from now when they decide to do something about it? I'm so disgusted. My wife has been waiting since March to get her recalled Cobalt fixed.

Closed beta. Sigh.

It's a TV show, it's not Kickstarter. This is not crowdsourcing entertainment. It's not their job to make things the way you want things to be. Do I have to bust out the Henry Ford quote? Really? I'm so tired of that.

SECRET MENU. <drops mic>

"I just happened to have my camera rolling" means "I staged this."

Yes it does, dammit, I found it.

The word "prop" does not appear in the NFL 2013 Rulebook.

That is either drinking water or the lousiest vodka ever made. White liquor is the devil.

Of course it has marketing. It has you.

What is this lovely racing thing here?

DUDE! They took out the crossbar on the A! That is INNOVATION!

Florida is fine, dumbass.

That would be as mean as pulling somebody from their car and stealing it. Oh yeah, that's what the game is about.

Let me know when this vaporware coalesces. Until then, Mr. Wallet says, "No."