Honestly, I'm excited about the new controller. I love the old PS controller. I wish I could drive my car with it. I'm glad they didn't throw it out, and evolved it to something new. Pinching and scrolling should be a big plus for the touch screen. I'm sure that front mounted light is bright enough for you to see your…

Why would a player of a game on a certain platform care about what happens with that game on another platform? Does anybody ever play one game on two platforms or switch from one to another? Despite being disappointed about features available on the platform I didn't choose, I've never switched or played two.

Real David Carradine is MUCH more creepy in person. I met him at a con. I shudder just to think about shaking his hand. Movie makeup makes him look about 20 years younger. And that's in his last movie.

It looks like somebody left it out in the sun too long and it melted. In a bad way.

Next up: Long pants.

Somebody tell that Gran Turismo guy that we need this stat.

Came to make duck comments, found much better ones than I thought of. Well done, all.

Make your Stingray look just like a GT-R for only $2800!

BRUTUS WINS AGAIN!

This is great, because they'll find out there ain't none.

No BioShock Infinite at Can You Run It. But I guess it'll be up there soon.

Umm... "every vent is functional"? Is the front grille a vent? Because that's a piece of plastic stopping up a big drag inducing hole in the nose.

Let's say, for sake of argument, that 1% is enough for a correlation. (That's ridiculously small to prove anything, but let's say.) If Call of Duty sells 2 million copies, that means that 20,000 players are inspired to commit acts of violence. Any parent can see that is not happening. If video games made players into…

If it don't have Rogue, that game ain't shit. Just sayin.

I own that new Netrunner. It's very nice. There's no board in there.

This is what it looks like to ride a dragon in Skyrim on a PC...

I don't like cats. Drown 'em.

Because people would ask, "Hey, is he that one punter that did that one thing?" Why not just mention and link to connect the dots? It's not called the World Wide Newspaper, you know.

It's a game about hand stamps, you know, from the club last night. Also, if I play, I will have terrific tattoos and abs.

I just want to say that I love that mess-with-my-hair-and-then-stretch idle animation.