Me too! However, I was recently told by a date that I was kind of a Manic Pixie Dream Boy. She then later downgraded me to “simply manic.”

HOT TAKE: Maybe Garden State wasn’t actually that bad?

I loved it when it first came out and thought it was The Greatest. Now that I’m older and wiser I can take a necessary critical eye to it, but for me Joanna’s potato chip metaphor holds true. Something likeable still endures in it for me (I know, I’m sorry), and it can still be entertaining.

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

If prayer really worked there would be more than one season of firefly.

I hope someone adopts both the child and the dog. Poor baby, I can’t believe the mother wasn’t arrested. What a good dog. Probably was just like “No ones gonna feed this human puppy? You should be ashamed of yourselves” lays down to feed the human puppy.

They really are creepy! My daughter had a doll that looked real when she was around 3. (It was a gift from someone) and every time she took it in public and dropped it or swung it by its arm people would gasp and look mortified until I explained it was fake.

Is this fake baby in a car seat? ..... but ...... why?!?!?!

OMG you can’t just ask why there are only white people in a video set in Africa!!

Just from Christ. Also, note that you still have to be beautiful. The sign reads “Your beauty should not come from... but...”

So like, sometimes I need to use the mirror to make sure my contacts haven’t rolled up in the back of eyeball. Should I just go use the boys bathroom mirror, Y/N?

agro......ok maybe i’m just really white or maybe it’s my years of World Of Warcraft. Nevertheless all i can think off is Daniel Craig beating the shit out of a dragon to keep it from killing the spell casters and healers.

But...

This kid looks like if a mad scientist tried to make Will Forte a total babe.

I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

Glad that I could bring you to the dark side. Welcome to Jezebel. Here's you diva cup.

And no, I will not click on a link to your stupid blog.

Nell, honey, why do you keep digging your hole even deeper? What are you trying to accomplish? What is the point of all this??