I had no idea Matt was so young (and I always assumed the creator was a woman) and I’ve been reading his tumblr for a very long time. I really miss the glory days of Lindsay and Paris getting out of cars, legs akimbo and free-vaginaing it. Celebs getting arrested all over the place. T-MOBILE SIDEKICKS. Also the perfect…

Huzzah!! Welcome back, Jane! You (and Millihelen!) have been sorely missed.

I AM SCREAMING THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO US, DARLING, WE MISSED YOU AND MILLI <3 <3 <3

imagine being able to afford a coke habit, i cant relate to you guys at all

The Thanksgiving turkey will be begging for death.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Freelance sportswriter by day, data processing by night.

I’d like it explained to me how I’m supposed to look presentable (at least between Tuesday and Friday) when I work 75 hours a week at two full-time jobs. I sleep 5 hours a night because there are literally not enough hours in the day for me to sleep more. My day starts at 6 AM and ends at 1 AM, no exceptions.

My day…

Is the Friday open thread not a thing anymore? :(

“Raters were much more willing to socialize with someone they considered attractive than someone unattractive”

Pretty sure that only applies to men. All I read and hear from career-oriented women is how hard it is to find a good date.

Thank you, that was really interesting.

West Wing assumes our government is inherently good, House of Cards assumes our government is inherently evil.

“Harvard memes for horny bourgeois teens”

it’s especially aggravating that an actual Trump minion would have a hand in bringing Wonder Woman to the screen.

I’m surprised not to see OKCupid, Tinder, or Ashley Madison receive a shout-out, here. A main reason for jitters in this modern era is the same as it was for me when I attended a university with a larger population than my natal city (that is, 40,000 students, most of them on the make): the marketplace of romantic…

When you push your spouse off a cliff, do not keep possession of an area map with an X indicating the spot.

**Catalina update**