It’s not just the Klan depiction, but they’ve literally depicted him as a gnome. It’s brilliant all the way around.

I was very proud of my 11th grade self when I figured out how to write and run a program that looked like the memory wipe function so I’d have access to my save file of all the important formulas that I had saved. Saved my ass in more than one pre-calc test.

To get better at oral sex, practice on a banana.

You can never default on your student loans because they can never repossess your education.

The biggest issue with classified information is that even if you have the appropriate level of clearance or access, you still need to have a “need-to-know”.

~tsk~ “These days, Claire just sits around in a filthy pair of overalls eating rotten lettuce...”

isn’t this really more of a kind of lettuce pesto, not a jam?

Actually, all this crazy shit is my muse. Under the guise of the Chamomile Tea Party, I take old posters and remix them with new text and imagery about the sorry state of American political discourse. So, every day I’m getting new material.

I feel like there’s a tiny hands joke in here but I’m too fucking tired of this shit to find it. Let’s just go drink. It’s basically the weekend right?

THREE scoops of ice cream every night now! Because he’s been such a good boy!

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

I came into this article expecting to hate this bitch but now that I know she’s not that kind of person I don’t know what to think.

Yes, this. To quote Chancellor Clarendon, who was being mocked by one of Charles II’s mistresses as he hobbled past (back in the 17th century):

It’s always a lose-lose. You’re shamed for not doing anything about your weight; you’re shamed when you try to do something about it.

I’m seeing this through the lens of someone who grew up overweight and was overweight for all but basically the last year or so of my adult life...so understand my bias when I say that I hope they nail her to the wall as hard as they possibly can.

Fuck this stupid little bitch. You have to be a thunderous cunt to do something like this in addition to being a naive idiot to think that you could bounce back by saying you’re not ‘that type of person’. She did this because she is EXACTLY that type of person.

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

I love every single thing about your description. What gets me though is unlike Orange County (I’m from San Diego, so I know), these idiots truly don’t have any money. Not even expensive rent money. They bought a tract house and think they rule the world.

Then they treat me and my staff like shit today thinking they are Zuckerberg. All while wearing a cross necklace.

We live in a similar neighbourhood. Essentially, people are grasping toward an aspirational life.