“If every person was guaranteed exactly what we want, we would all probably have a main squeeze, as well as several fuck buddies, or random hookups.”
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i mean yeah if you offered me some for free i’d scrape off the pound of fondant and hoover it.
Or actually reading the laundry instructions before washing. My husband told me that he just couldn’t waste time searching for the tags in my fancy blouses to figure out how to wash them correctly, so I asked him how it would feel if I threw his Lycra biking monkeysuit in a hot dryer instead of hanging the stupid…
That’s because laundry, cooking, and cleaning (dishes, kitchen, accidents) are things you have to do every single day and require constant upkeep. (Laundry is normally something one does weekly, I’ve been told, until one has a small child, and I can believe it.) And I realize, as there have been complaints upthread,…
The issue with that is that so many men put all the emotional labor, social, and household planning on their wives.
LIKE HELL IT ISN’T!
Every article like this I read puts me further and further and further away from wanting to have children, because the only positive thing you ever heard is “oh, it’s the most rewarding thing you can ever do!!” Really? REALLY?!
Sorry, once cake is introduced into an argument I find it difficult to focus.
I live on a group of islands in the Pacific and you know what just
Or if it was a judge in Iowa, he would never say, “a judge sitting in the middle of a cornfield”
And then there’s also the fact that, merely due to being born in Hawaii, Obama’s legitimacy was called into question. Obama wasn’t really the President because Hawai’i isn’t really a State so he couldn’t really be a citizen. Heck, they don’t even have birth certificates there (well, here, as I’m in Hawai’i atm).
Remember how whenever he responded to a question, Obama talked very slowly with a lot of pauses in between words and it would sometimes drive you crazy because the dude took forever to say anything as he was very carefully weighing each word he said to ensure it was the exact perfect thing to say?
How could they not? Someone should start up a ‘free the ears’ twitter account or something. Emancipate Sessions’ innocent ears from his racist mug - they are already stretching towards freedom.
The same could be said of most babies.
no makeup look: “you look soooo much better without makeup on”
My favorite thing about Britney Spears was in a high school English class (I am Britney’s age), a guy admitted to the whole class and the teacher that he bought her album just for the pictures.
From The New Yorker.
Britney’s IG is pure joy. She is living her best life. I only wish the best for her. You do you, BritBrit!
I LOVE being in my 40s. I like all the shit I like without shame.