Abolish all lawyers and implement Tort reform.

44th President accumulates as much debt as previous 43 administrations combined. If that isn’t a financial disaster, please tell me what is.

Economic sense? If economic sense was what we were going for, we would eliminate all social programs and just thin the population.

Can we now put Dunham in the Hollywood Time Out room that was recently vacated by Mel Gibson, except lose the fucking key this time?

That’s a pretty weak map for someone that plays games for living. Here’s mine:

So “The Failing New York Times” isn’t just a clever nickname?

Hospitals need to be able to deny people that can’t pay in order to get costs under control. Every person that is covered or capable of paying has to pay for 30 people that can’t. That’s why a single Percocet costs $27 in the hospital vs. $0.27 at the pharmacy.

I think there are a bunch of guys that went to Duke that would disagree with this headline. Also, see any kind of alimony reform message board/website.

So, does this make her Trans-African? Does she count towards Affirmative Action? Get preferable treatment for public employment and college acceptance?

No, there are people that truly live in a fantasy land and won’t wake up until Reality bowls over them. For some reason though the rest of us seem to keep reality from ever getting near these people.

Boxer shorts: Keep ‘em till they rip.

They’re friends for 8 years and don’t have phone numbers? I weep for the future.

Seriously, fuck off.

A bit chilly in London, eh?

Scary how today's college campus' make Port Chester University look sane.

Where are all the jerks that told me I was crazy for saying: “4K: This decade’s 3D.” last week?

“not only is he free of the crushing burden of working for Jed York”

Because hypocrite liberals have always been intolerant fascists.  

Who are the fascists? I know who is, but I want to see if you do.

You mean the healthcare the rest of us have to heavily subsidize so they can have coverage with deductibles so high that those that receive the “benefits” can’t even afford to use it? Yeah, I’m sure it’s really doing these people a lot of good.