“it’s the rest of your life not trusting anyone”

Um, I would. A few minutes of extreme unpleasantness vs. a lifetime in prison where you’ll get raped anyway. Seems like an easy choice to me.

Hmm, an attempt to appeal to non-liberals??

Remember this guy?

I fucking hate Blue Wizzrobes. Those fuckers are the ONLY reason I carry Medicine.

Now we can confirm that Liberals have completely lost their God damn minds.

Why is all the video on this site such a choppy pile of shit? I’d rather go back to tiny RealPlayer videos. At least they played smoothly.

His cousin must have given him a pep talk.

That Ump should have gotten choke-slammed, which should be the new social norm for taking care of assholes.

I think I finally finished this game this week.

I think I finally finished this game this week.

Watch S1 of Homeland and then skip it until the point they get rid of Brody’s family. The fact that his own wife continued to call him “Brody” was the most annoying part. Who does that?

Spoken like a true asshole that has probably never strapped on a helmet and stepped on the field. It’s not necessarily that it will better the individual player, but for the betterment of the surrounding players and the team as a whole. Team chemistry is probably the most important part of football. The only way to…

“nostalgia for the Confederacy”

Schedules are fucking useless. Forget fighting for Net Neutrality, let’s fight to kill the Gantt Chart!!

Who the fuck has this kind of time?

Fuck you.

Fuck Kaepernick. He can go play soccer in Venezuela and get a taste of how liberal utopia’s actually work.