Forget that thick fluffy stuff, especially if your house still has metal drain pipes. You'll end up with shit coming out of the first available exit.

Shut that cunts mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head!!

"What boss does this? I've worked in offices and I don't think I've ever had a boss openly talk about people making too much money."

Doc Brown would not be impressed with the actual 2015 National Weather Service.

Don't forget the blinking screen circle of hell. I got it 3 days in a row and just gave up.

What about Eli Manning??

"Engineers really do not design single switches that destroy entire structures or single buttons that take situations from normal to disaster."

Will the Giants interview John Fox to be their DC (again) this season, and then take over HC next year when Coughlin is forced into retirement?

Textbook? Ha, good luck with that. Our school district is all Chromebooks and Nexus 7 Tablets. No more books.

This has to be troll bait, right?

Somebody better check Morelli's bank account tomorrow and see if a cool million magically appeared from Double J Enterprises.

What about Greggggggggggggggggg?

I'm pretty sure this is a no brainer but...

We don't negotiate with terrorists...

You must be drunk if you think Eli has "sucked" for the past ten years. Either you really are blacked out drunk or not a real Giants fan. If you were a real fan, you would remember the Dave Brown, Kent Graham, Danny Kannell era. Remember the mid-late 90's and then re-evaluate Eli.

...because you're good, you're smart enough and doggone it, people like you!

Flu shots are a scam.