"and if you no help, I say Fuck You Jobu, I'll do it myself."

I had it first on Twitter.

"U.S. don't advance."

Is there any way to get the Blackberry 10 keyboard on an Android device? That is by far the best one.

It was unbeatable because it never ended.

Refueling was more bullshit than landing.

Jumping over the wet concrete in the mall was the hardest. If you cleared that part, the rest was cake.

Remembering the way through that friggin' sewer-type level was the worst part.

Add R.C.-Pro A.M. to the list. I got all gold trophies, only to find out the game never actually ends.

I beat Ghosts n' Goblins via the Virtual Console on Wii; like actually beat it by going through it twice. After you do, it puts the game into Arcade difficulty. I can't get past the stone men on the 2nd level. Fucking impossible.

If you were watching TV through your Xbox like you are supposed to, this wouldn't be a problem. He hasn't made my Xbox startup Titanfall yet though.

This is a "popular discussion?"

David McCarthy = Super douche that should rot in hell. Go away.

The real standout feature is the auto jump back after hitting play. None of that fast forward, hit play, then rewind 15 seconds and hit play again.

I think it was Louis C.K. that had a bit about things like this. I think went along the lines of, "How shitty is your life that you have a lamp payment?"

"I have to reach these keeeds."

Nobody mentioned "Margaritaville." I completely lost my shit when they cut the head off the chicken and played the kazoo. That is probably a more functional form of government than we have now.

Will I be able to control me DVR with Xbox One like I could prior to the February update, or will that still be broken?

Hang on. In order to warp from World 4 to 8, you have to climb a vine. This guy went down a pipe. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems fishy.