First they came for the Mexicans and I said nothing because I wasn’t a Mexican. Then they came for the Black Lives Matters and I said nothing because I was not a Black Lives Matters Member. Then they came for the transgendereds and I said nothing because I was not transgendered.
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Oh, I so love those types - especially those of the redneck persuasion. Sure, go ahead and burn this motherfucker down. Completely erase all the government programs that you’ve forgotten you rely on. Say goodbye to your veterans benefits, your social security, the public assistance that your kids rely on,…
That’s Satan talking right there, I tell ya what.
the “fart noise” at the end elevates this comment to poetry.
I don’t want to wear that face on my boobs, on my ass is different story . fart noise
We call that Freedom Foam.
“This is not a “protest”, it’s a statement!”
I sincerely hope my live in girlfriend does not read this helplessly boring list
Our family used to own a mom&pop shop pizza restaurant. After 9/11, people were unconscionably rude to my parents (immigrants with thick ass accents from Iran). It pained my mom to hear constant variations of “fuck you, you terrorist Arabs”. My dad however saw it differently. He was a college student in Oklahoma…
I think a lot of people confuse not liking saving and budgeting with being bad at it.
It would be actually pretty funny translated to like a Kroger or Ralph’s or something. The cashier would have to be all ‘I’ve smoked those camels since I was twelve’, ‘I always buy brownie mix, bacon, and a fifth of Jameson on Tuesday at midnight with my cigarettes’.
I was picturing him with his tongue out, panting, while dragging his naked ass across the carpet like a dog with worms, but now you’ve gone and thrown me a curve.
I thought it was just slowly melting off.
My two posts on Facebook today: 1. If you are a woman, and you still plan to vote for Trump, you are an insult to every woman on this planet who has risked life and death to be treated as equal, respected, citizens free of violence, rape, degradation, enslavement, and servitude. You are a disgrace. If you are a…
They should have thrown Divine Brown in, just for funzies.
Nothing—NOTHING—about those rules requires a robot. Four. We're talking about exactly four rules that are the minimum standard for being responsible. If you cannot train yourself to always follow them, then you are automatically disqualified from any right to gun ownership.
*chuckling softly* Damn you’re sly ‘noid droid. Do you think she will read your careful instructions or ask one of the “smart” sisters to do it for her? Either way, her “Stepford Face” in the lede photo suggests to me that she doesn’t actually eat. They plug her into a charger every night like Buffybot.
I’m reasonably certain Kylie has never eaten that kind of add-boiling-water ramen in her life. That is a restaurant ramen girl if ever there was one.